$649,900

This MAJESTIC over-sized townhouse will check all your boxes! [As long as you don't have a hundred in your wish list, oh wait, it still will!!!] It has been meticulously maintained (I promise fleas and spiders were never residents, No Siree!) BRAND NEW ROOF with a 50 year transferable warranty [because we think that your roof should have a longer life than your mortgage!) LOCATION is fantastic, price is a 10, condition is PRISTINE! Your kids can walk to school or ride their scooters, I won't judge :/ ... and is also within walking distance to one of FOUR COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOLS yeah, we fancy ;) ... Are you the type who loves to HOST?! I got you covered! While I can't help with your cooking skills, you can pretend to have just come out of one of those cooking shows you know in this awesome CHEF'S KITCHEN with gas range and vent hood, plus lots of parking for your guests [if they don't come back, you probably put too much heat in your recipe!] Tired after a long day? Me too, meeeeee too! But no worries I thought of that too! You'll be able to unwind in your nicely renovated SPA-LIKE bathroom with a SOAK-IN tub and separate shower, BRAND NEW DOUBLE SINKS and even room for a little happy dance, thats right! And after you're done, toss those towels in your BEDROOM LEVEL LAUNDRY #convenience... for your backyard parties we have you a nice GROUND LEVEL DECK with plenty of space for grilling, lounging, and eating - just keep it PG cause you know, you got neighbors that can see you! All this gorgeousness wrapped in one should be illegal, but thankfully for you it isn't and you can make it your own pronto! So, what say ye?! START PACKING!!!